This, That, and the Third.

Over the years I have developed my own language. I noticed a lot of people either copy it, or they think its endearing. If they don't like it, it just means they're selfish and they can't be trusted. This post was inspired when my mom pointed out that she can say any of my phrases, and people will know that she is imitating me. So here is my personal dictionary:

Shiz- Ex: What the shiz was that?
I use this instead of shit a lot. I like saying shiz, keeps things funky.
Clearly- Ex: Clearly, you're a hot mess.
I use clearly multiple times a day, it kinda comes out like word vomit now. It has really become a filler for not knowing what else to say.
Shit ton-  Ex: That's a shit ton of money.
I have no idea how I started saying this, nor do I know what the value behind a shit ton is, I just know it's a lot.
Amaze/Amazeballs- Ex: That's so amaze. I had an amazeballs time.
I stole this from Perez Hilton about two years ago. I don't say amazeballs so much anymore cause it just sounds creepy, but I say amaze all the time.
Wait, What?- Ex: So do you want to get a catscan? Wait, what?
This is how you know if I either didn't quite catch what you said, or I was not even paying attention. I say this so much I didn't notice I said it till I was being teased for saying it. I still say it cause I know no better.
Brat- Ex: You're being such a brat.
Instead of calling people mean names, I'll just call you a brat to be more nice, but you most likely hurt my feelings and I don't want to say so.
Selfish- Ex: Ugh, you're so selfish.
You may actually not be selfish at all, but I just didn't like nor care for what you did or said so therefore you will be called selfish.
We're not friends- Ex: Exactly what is says, but when you say it, you must clap between each word. Gets the point across.
I decided to let someone know I did not like them cause they were mean to me, so I looked at them, said this, and clapped my hands. They got the point.
Really?- Ex: Really? you're gonna behave that way?
I got this from the YouTube video, Shit Girlfriends Say, I say it all the time. Either I am exaggerating it to be funny, or I'm being dead serious and you were just being a selfish brat.
Das Ett- Ex: This dress looks so sexy on me, dasss etttttt
I got this from Maurica, a transsexual from the Lower East Side. It's a YouTube video called Love Match Maurica. I say this anytime something good happens to me.

I'm sure I have much more that I say, but these phrases are commonly heard coming out of my mouth. I catch everyone around me saying them cause I'm such a magnificent influence on those around me. I say these things frequently and I figured before I go any farther in my blogging, I'd enlighten my readers so you all could understand me better. Either it is seen as funny and witty, or ignorant and stupid. If you feel the latter, you take life entirely too seriously and my blog is not for you. If you feel it is funny and witty, I'm sure you're a fabulous person and you deserve a cookie for understanding my quirks. I crack myself up. Tis all.

Ask, Believe, Receive,
Julie Catherine